Your explicit description of what you do to a Reese's peanut butter cup is vile and should have never seen the light of day. I am confused and distraught.
Look, it's a simple, unobjectionable fact that the only actual good part of the Reese's cup is the peanut butter itself, which is utterly divine. This is why Reese's cup varieties improve exponentially in relation to their PBCR ("Peanut Butter/Chocolate Ratio").
Thank you for saying this Seth - at least a voice of reason on this otherwise desert of reason-blog. I had to read it twice to be sure that he was serious, and can still not comprehend the reason for butchering such a precious experience.
You can probably eat an Oreo in one byte as well, but if you're not twisting it, opening it to lick the filling and then eating the cookie, you're probably clinically insane.
Your explicit description of what you do to a Reese's peanut butter cup is vile and should have never seen the light of day. I am confused and distraught.
This was a truly great post. Thanks for sharing.
Look, it's a simple, unobjectionable fact that the only actual good part of the Reese's cup is the peanut butter itself, which is utterly divine. This is why Reese's cup varieties improve exponentially in relation to their PBCR ("Peanut Butter/Chocolate Ratio").
I do what I have to.
Thank you for saying this Seth - at least a voice of reason on this otherwise desert of reason-blog. I had to read it twice to be sure that he was serious, and can still not comprehend the reason for butchering such a precious experience.
You're telling me that you just bite directly into a perfectly good Reese's? I bet you don't eat Nutty Bars layer-by-layer either...
It is basically a one bite snack, if you squint maybe, maybe, a two-biter.
You can probably eat an Oreo in one byte as well, but if you're not twisting it, opening it to lick the filling and then eating the cookie, you're probably clinically insane.
Happy Birthday!
And to you as well!