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Seth's avatar

Your explicit description of what you do to a Reese's peanut butter cup is vile and should have never seen the light of day. I am confused and distraught.

This was a truly great post. Thanks for sharing.

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Joshua's avatar

Look, it's a simple, unobjectionable fact that the only actual good part of the Reese's cup is the peanut butter itself, which is utterly divine. This is why Reese's cup varieties improve exponentially in relation to their PBCR ("Peanut Butter/Chocolate Ratio").

I do what I have to.

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Jan-Pieter Zoutewelle's avatar

Thank you for saying this Seth - at least a voice of reason on this otherwise desert of reason-blog. I had to read it twice to be sure that he was serious, and can still not comprehend the reason for butchering such a precious experience.

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Joshua's avatar

You're telling me that you just bite directly into a perfectly good Reese's? I bet you don't eat Nutty Bars layer-by-layer either...

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Jan-Pieter Zoutewelle's avatar

It is basically a one bite snack, if you squint maybe, maybe, a two-biter.

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Lucas Castro's avatar

You can probably eat an Oreo in one byte as well, but if you're not twisting it, opening it to lick the filling and then eating the cookie, you're probably clinically insane.

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Jan-Pieter Zoutewelle's avatar

Happy Birthday!

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Joshua's avatar

And to you as well!

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