This is a blog.

And you’re reading it! Well done. We’re all very pleased with this outcome.

I have many things to say, and a small group of family and friends who — bless their hearts — at least pretend to want to hear them. You’re probably in that group! If you’re not, I envy you; you’ve discovered true genius on this day, and are forever changed.

Paid Subscriptions

Paid subscriptions are available for $5,000 a month, or $60,000 a year.

Obviously, it would be a very bad idea for you to purchase one of these subscriptions.

This exists solely so that I can use this Substack as I damn well please: a mixture of highly-personal foolish-to-share-with-the-broader-internet blog posts (which will be relegated to “paying” subscribers only), and general posts that make me look smart and good and cool (which anyone can read).

I’ll give family and friends free paid subscriptions (just email or text me if you want one). It would be almost literally insane for anyone else to purchase a subscription, but I absolutely would not mind if someone did — as long as the payment goes through.